Crystallography Gifts

Max von Laue: "Upon viewing crystals...orderly arrangement of their atoms would do for x-rays what diffraction grating does for light."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Here be dragons.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The Map of the Human Heart

New Age Store.

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Exit Next Left

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

A salute of scouts

Can I have a look at the map?

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Climate Change -- You are here.

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

Employment recruitment aptitude test

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'