Cryogenic Cook Gifts

Cryogenic Cookery

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

Californians Abroad.

In the Year 2525

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

'Once once we figure out how to cure them of what they died from, we'll thaw them out and bring them back to life.'

I'm sorry but we do not take bookings for Presidential terms of office.

'What's so unusual about freezing dead bodies?'

'He was our top salesman. We hope that one day, he will be again.'

'Cryogenics, eh? Nice try. Think they'll find a cure before your head thaws?'

Woman cooking eggs by direct sunlight.

"Short term Trump presidency cryogenic stays sure have improved business."

"Your food is frozen your sperm is frozen...why shouldn't you be frozen?"

'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.'

'I'd like to be frozen until health insurance will cover my pre-existing conditions.'

"My only suggestion is we freeze it and hope a future generation can repair it."

'I'd like to be frozen until global warming ends.'

"Apparently, he made a last minute deal with one of those 'cryogenic companies'?"

'Our program includes a deep freeze, and a giant freezer bag.'