Cryogenic Cook Pillows

Cryogenic Cookery

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

Californians Abroad.

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

I'm sorry but we do not take bookings for Presidential terms of office.

'What's so unusual about freezing dead bodies?'

'He was our top salesman. We hope that one day, he will be again.'

'Cryogenics, eh? Nice try. Think they'll find a cure before your head thaws?'

'I'd like to be frozen until global warming ends.'

"Your food is frozen your sperm is frozen...why shouldn't you be frozen?"

Woman cooking eggs by direct sunlight.

'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.'

"My only suggestion is we freeze it and hope a future generation can repair it."

'I'd like to be frozen until health insurance will cover my pre-existing conditions.'

"Short term Trump presidency cryogenic stays sure have improved business."

"Apparently, he made a last minute deal with one of those 'cryogenic companies'?"

'Our program includes a deep freeze, and a giant freezer bag.'

A staff member getting his ice cream out from a Cryogenics body storage container, using it as a staff work fridge