Cryogenics Curious Pillows

"My only suggestion is we freeze it and hope a future generation can repair it."

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

Californians Abroad.

In the Year 2525

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

'Once once we figure out how to cure them of what they died from, we'll thaw them out and bring them back to life.'

'What's so unusual about freezing dead bodies?'

I'm sorry but we do not take bookings for Presidential terms of office.

'He was our top salesman. We hope that one day, he will be again.'

'Cryogenics, eh? Nice try. Think they'll find a cure before your head thaws?'

"Short term Trump presidency cryogenic stays sure have improved business."

"Your food is frozen your sperm is frozen...why shouldn't you be frozen?"

'I'd like to be frozen until health insurance will cover my pre-existing conditions.'

'I'd like to be frozen until global warming ends.'

'We don't get many turtles here.'

"Apparently, he made a last minute deal with one of those 'cryogenic companies'?"

'Our program includes a deep freeze, and a giant freezer bag.'

A staff member getting his ice cream out from a Cryogenics body storage container, using it as a staff work fridge

'Okay, I'll fill out the form, but make it quick!'

'Your food is frozen, your sperm is frozen - why shouldn't you be frozen?'

'I want to be awakened every year when football season starts.'

'Mr. Harsbeck, what's all this I hear about you putting your tax returns on ice?'

Wait Here - Froze in a Block of Ice