Cryogenics Curious Mugs

"My only suggestion is we freeze it and hope a future generation can repair it."

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

Californians Abroad.

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

'What's so unusual about freezing dead bodies?'

I'm sorry but we do not take bookings for Presidential terms of office.

'He was our top salesman. We hope that one day, he will be again.'

'Cryogenics, eh? Nice try. Think they'll find a cure before your head thaws?'

'We don't get many turtles here.'

"Short term Trump presidency cryogenic stays sure have improved business."

'I'd like to be frozen until health insurance will cover my pre-existing conditions.'

'I'd like to be frozen until global warming ends.'

"Your food is frozen your sperm is frozen...why shouldn't you be frozen?"

"Apparently, he made a last minute deal with one of those 'cryogenic companies'?"

'Our program includes a deep freeze, and a giant freezer bag.'

A staff member getting his ice cream out from a Cryogenics body storage container, using it as a staff work fridge

Cryogenic Cookery

'Your food is frozen, your sperm is frozen - why shouldn't you be frozen?'

"I think one of us left the deep freeze door open, last night."

'Okay, I'll fill out the form, but make it quick!'

'I want to be awakened every year when football season starts.'

'Mr. Harsbeck, what's all this I hear about you putting your tax returns on ice?'