Cryogenics Scientist Mugs

A staff member getting his ice cream out from a Cryogenics body storage container, using it as a staff work fridge

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

Deforestation.

Polluted geese

Natural Disasters

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Earth stove

"I think we have run out of time..."

The melting polar ice caps

The sea 2050.

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Climate Change

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"So, you think it's ok that Donald Trump won't listen to climate scientists?"

How Glaciations Begin

The New Normal

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Price may vary with weather.

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting