Cryogenics Enthusiast Mugs

'He was our top salesman. We hope that one day, he will be again.'

'He's been frozen, and left everything to himself.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Snow is falling...

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Igloo Building.

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

'California: Here I come!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

"There go the summer people, thank God."

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

1911 - Roald Amundsen thought he was the first man to reach the southpole.

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

'I forgot to get show tires.'

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

Wintertime Barometer.