Cryogenics Enthusiasts Mugs

'I want to be awakened every year when football season starts.'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Snow is falling...

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

igloo smoking zone...

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

1911 - Roald Amundsen thought he was the first man to reach the southpole.

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

Snow cones serve yourself.

Wintertime Barometer.

"There go the summer people, thank God."