Cryogenics Buff Gifts

"Apparently, he made a last minute deal with one of those 'cryogenic companies'?"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Trawling for Fish.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

"Lovely weather for it."

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

Swing in the winter.

Sympathy

Radioactive area

'...And now for tonight's weather report: 'It's too late for us, just try to save yourselves!''

"That's where we shred our email."

Old Man Winter.

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.