Cruise Joker Pillows

Man overboard!

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

"It's my helper trout!"

Pole Star

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Christmas tree exchange

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Distance to horizon varies.

Desert Roundabout

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Climbing to the moon

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'