Circus Joker Pillows

"Act your shoe size, not your age."

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Litter Tray Training

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown Wife

When clowns are hunting.

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Send in the Clones.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"What's your occupation?"

The circus diver.

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

The Path

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"