Circus Joker Pillows

"Act your shoe size, not your age."

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Litter Tray Training

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

"What's your occupation?"

When clowns are hunting.

'Send in the Clones.'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Clown Wife

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

The circus diver.

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

The Path