Circus Humorist Pillows

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Litter Tray Training

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Clown Face Painting

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

When clowns are hunting.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Clown Wife

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Send in the Clones.'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"What's your occupation?"

The circus diver.

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"Why won't you cuddle?"