Circus Humorist Prints

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Litter Tray Training

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Clown Face Painting

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

When clowns are hunting.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"What's your occupation?"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Send in the Clones.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown Wife

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

The circus diver.