Circus Antics Enthusiast Pillows

'The worst of it is they don't have any natural predators...'

Children's Parties

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'He's maturing early.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Litter Tray Training

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Send in the Clones.'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Circus Act

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown