Cruise Joker Gifts

Man overboard!

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Pole Star

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

"It's my helper trout!"

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Distance to horizon varies.

Christmas tree exchange

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Desert Roundabout

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

Climbing to the moon

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"You heading south again this summer?"

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

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