Crown Cat Lover Gifts

'You've made a powerful enemy'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Cat Nip.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Cat Tie

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Cat in a flap

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Cat statues on entrance gate

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Cat and mouse