Crown Lover Gifts

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

Queen

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'The Burrito King.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'How about a game of cards?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"The knights of the round accent table"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

A salute of scouts

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'Does my head look big in this?'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

Tribal masks.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"No, I'm scarier."

The clowns are coming!

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

The smoking Gun