Queen Lover Gifts

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'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"The knights of the round accent table"

'How about a game of cards?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Zorro as a child.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Bigfoot tracks...

Scotsman in the bath...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Tango

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

Elizabeth II