Queen Lover Prints

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

'How about a game of cards?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"The knights of the round accent table"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

Bigfoot tracks...

Scotsman in the bath...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

Tango

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Elizabeth II

William Tell's Other Four Children