Crown Cat Lover Mugs

'You've made a powerful enemy'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Cat Nip.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Cat Tie

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Cat in a flap

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Ratminton

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'