Feline Crown Aficionado Gifts

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cat Towels

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat in a flap

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Litter Tray Training

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

The only time cats are known to laugh.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat Reunion

Woman escapes with cats.