Feline Crown Aficionado Gifts

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat in a flap

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat Reunion

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Woman escapes with cats.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Litter Tray Training

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.