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"There's absolutely no parking outside."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

Plane Yogurt.

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

Aisle of Milk & Honey