Crowded Store Explorer Gifts

"There's absolutely no parking outside."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

The Old Curiosity Shop

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

Plane Yogurt.

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

Aisle of Milk & Honey