Crossing Critic Gifts

Searching for a gift for the crossing critic in your life? Our collection is packed with playful and clever products that celebrate creative critique. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, find the perfect way to say you appreciate their sharp wit and keen eye. These items make delightful surprises for anyone who enjoys viewing the world through a critical yet humorous lens.

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Don't walk while cross.

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'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!' mockup

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

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'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?' mockup

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

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Reading my Critics

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"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews." mockup

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

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"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony." mockup

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

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"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it." mockup

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

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"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!" mockup

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

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'It's cutting edge theatre.'

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"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times." mockup

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

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"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..." mockup

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

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'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?' mockup

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

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Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000 mockup

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

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"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful." mockup

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

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"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on." mockup

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

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A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker. mockup

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

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"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far." mockup

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

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The new Physics

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'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.' mockup

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

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"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent." mockup

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

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"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!" mockup

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

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'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

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Constructive Criticism 50c.

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Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...' mockup

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

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"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!" mockup

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

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"You'll never believe who's here." mockup

"You'll never believe who's here."

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Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings, mockup

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

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The Algonquin Round Table

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Manspreading in Art

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''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....' mockup

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

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Crossing Critic Gifts Collection

Crossing Critic Mugs

Looking for more amusing gifts? Check out our collection of mugs tailored for crossing critics and bring a smile to their morning routine.

Crossing Critic Pillows

Discover pillows with hilarious and artistic designs that will brighten any room for the crossing critic in your life.

Crossing Critic Prints

Browse our selection of clever prints that celebrate creativity and critique, perfect for decorating their personal space.

Crossing Critic T-Shirts

Explore our range of witty t-shirts designed for creative critics. Perfect for casual wear and expressing their unique perspective.