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'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'How about a game of cards?'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

No infrastructure problem here

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

Hiker's right of way.

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'A room with double beds, please.'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

A clown & his clone.

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

Restroom Practical Joke.

Cloning Around

Reboot Me.

Schoolmaster drenched by prank bucket on door.

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

'Team spirit, my ass.'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'