Cross-cultural Humor Gifts

"Boy I'm so fed up with dancing to Indian music: Wish he would play some Rock'N Roll..."

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'Yes, all at once!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

The Scottish Lawn

"When did this game get started?"

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

'Ok, ok, what about this one? There was an Irishman, an Italian and an Englishman ..'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Japa-knees

"The ad was a typo. We're looking for an expert in fingerprinting...not finger painting."

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

'It's the law of the puszta, son. Them tripping on a banana skin, that's funny. Us tripping on a banana skin, that's a conspiracy!'

"Incentivize me with a paradigm of mesculin greens and grilled chicken."

Pot Needles

'Don't you mean rubbish; we're in England!'

"Sure, we live in a cave but do we have to dress like we live in a cave?"

"Horse-drawn carriage."

'But Steve, it still doesn't make you kosher!'

"Kfetch!"

"Happy Hump Day!"

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

Karate Yid

Nickel-and-dimed to death.

A North pole dancer.

"This place feels huge since all my sisters went off to college."

'Are you willing to carry a chip on your shoulder.'

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.'

"Have you ever seen a cow slip under a hedge?"