Cross-cultural Humor Gifts

"Boy I'm so fed up with dancing to Indian music: Wish he would play some Rock'N Roll..."

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'Yes, all at once!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

The Scottish Lawn

"When did this game get started?"

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

'Ok, ok, what about this one? There was an Irishman, an Italian and an Englishman ..'

"The ad was a typo. We're looking for an expert in fingerprinting...not finger painting."

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Japa-knees

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

Pot Needles

"Incentivize me with a paradigm of mesculin greens and grilled chicken."

'It's the law of the puszta, son. Them tripping on a banana skin, that's funny. Us tripping on a banana skin, that's a conspiracy!'

"Sure, we live in a cave but do we have to dress like we live in a cave?"

'Don't you mean rubbish; we're in England!'

"Horse-drawn carriage."

'But Steve, it still doesn't make you kosher!'

"Kfetch!"

Karate Yid

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

'Are you willing to carry a chip on your shoulder.'

"This place feels huge since all my sisters went off to college."

A North pole dancer.

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

"Happy Hump Day!"

'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.'

"I'm part Irish on my mother's side."

"Have you ever seen a cow slip under a hedge?"

"I'm an international service agent. I can say 'I'm not responsible' and 'I don't know' in four different languages."