Cross-country Adventure Gifts

Route 666.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Local Knowledge

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Sausages.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Echo Tourism'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Collies Without Borders

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Snowmobull

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'How's the water skiing?'

A smiling cyclist

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!