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Route 666.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Local Knowledge

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Echo Tourism'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Collies Without Borders

Snowmobull

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'How's the water skiing?'

A smiling cyclist

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!