Cross-country Journey Gifts

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

The experienced backpacker.

Airlines

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"Are we there yet?"

Route 666.

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

"Why have you come over here?"

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Route 666

'I see you crossing a road...'

'One of the things I want to do in life, is swim with humans!'

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'Ahhh...Garcon!...There's a tail light in, la roadkill!'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'Son, before you go, always remember the joy of life is in the journey, not the destination.'

"Look! Stem cells and Lipitor from Uncle Henri in Quebec."

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

You are here.

'I leave in three weeks.'

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

Motorist sees a sign at state border reading 'Welcome, Missouri Loves Company'.

Bike

'You want a shuffle flight to Buffalo?'

Road Buddies