Cross-country Journey Prints

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

The experienced backpacker.

Airlines

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"Are we there yet?"

Route 666.

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

Get ready ... Get set ...

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

Route 666

'I see you crossing a road...'

"Why have you come over here?"

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'One of the things I want to do in life, is swim with humans!'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'Ahhh...Garcon!...There's a tail light in, la roadkill!'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

'Son, before you go, always remember the joy of life is in the journey, not the destination.'

"Look! Stem cells and Lipitor from Uncle Henri in Quebec."

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

'I leave in three weeks.'

You are here.

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

Bike

Motorist sees a sign at state border reading 'Welcome, Missouri Loves Company'.

"We're here."

'You want a shuffle flight to Buffalo?'