City To Country Adventurer Gifts

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"We should get out to the country more often."

Bankside

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

Dogs and Chickens

Down on Bourbon Street...

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"It's marzipan pigs."

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Urban Life.

Hiker's right of way.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Fishing for rats.

Womanhatten.

'I think a grim reaper is following me...'

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."