City-country Conundrum Enthusiast Gifts

Pig farm for sale: the stench is too close to the city.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

King Kongs first christmas

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Netsukes of New York.

Urban lunch

Monster slippers.

Musical Cows

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

The grass is always greener.

'I can't get to the phone right now...I'M A COW!'

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

"Stay together and follow my finger."

'One large cup of coffee, no cream, no sugar, and one oat bagel, plain, for ol' Comet here.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

Stretch-Camel.

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

Perplexed Farmer

Two Hunters Having A Discussion.

For All The Detroit Haters.

"He's allergic to pond water."

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

Urban Squirrels

A Hunter Lokking For Birds To Shoot.