City-country Conundrum Enthusiast Prints

Pig farm for sale: the stench is too close to the city.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

King Kongs first christmas

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Netsukes of New York.

Urban lunch

Monster slippers.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

Musical Cows

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

The grass is always greener.

'I can't get to the phone right now...I'M A COW!'

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

"Stay together and follow my finger."

Back in 5 Minutes.

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

'One large cup of coffee, no cream, no sugar, and one oat bagel, plain, for ol' Comet here.'

For All The Detroit Haters.

Two Hunters Having A Discussion.

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

Urban Squirrels

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

Stretch-Camel.

A Hunter Lokking For Birds To Shoot.

Perplexed Farmer

'Old Doc gets tired after a hundred head or so, and we try to help him out.'