Cross-border Traveler Gifts

"Look! Stem cells and Lipitor from Uncle Henri in Quebec."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Collies Without Borders

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

EU and India partnership.

Vaccination Passport

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'Anything to declare?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Bev puts on an old favorite

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

English man in Australia during christmas

A man lies across the humps of a camel.