Cross-border Traveler Pillows

"Look! Stem cells and Lipitor from Uncle Henri in Quebec."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Collies Without Borders

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

EU and India partnership.

Vaccination Passport

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'Anything to declare?'

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

Crossing Borders

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Bev puts on an old favorite

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

English man in Australia during christmas

A man lies across the humps of a camel.