Cross-border Friend Gifts

Border guard

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

King Trump

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Crossing USA Mexico Border

Crossing Borders

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

'My right brain isn't working.'

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

Pavement Art.

Junk Art

"Look! Stem cells and Lipitor from Uncle Henri in Quebec."

Six feet and a smile

'Can we have a starter for ten, please?'

Land's End

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

"We're borrowing the best features of the Canadian system."

An artist paints a tree using a nude model.

Global Community.

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

Forbidden Travel to Cuba

I'm merry Christmissing you.

"Anything to declare, aside from personal bankruptcy?"

Fortress America

Christmas was one of the few times of the year that Rodney was able to take advantage of working for the genetic research laboratory.

"I guess we've crossed into Germany by accident."

"I won't really have time to miss you: I'll just be waking up when you come back from your migration..."

Man trips over a border.

"Which field are you in?"

"We need to talk about your collections. To put it in your language your cash flow has developed a stoppage."

Irish Border

Walls protecting the USA.