Crop Conversationalist Gifts

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Agricultural Psychology

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

'What did you say?' - 'I was talking to my broccoli.'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

'I love your bangs.'

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

"I'm going to Afghanistan. . . "

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

Books 'n' Coffee

'Soy Beans - Wheat - Mysterious Crop Circles'

"Hey, this is on me!"