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"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Agricultural Psychology

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

'What did you say?' - 'I was talking to my broccoli.'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

'I love your bangs.'

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

"I'm going to Afghanistan. . . "

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

Books 'n' Coffee

'Soy Beans - Wheat - Mysterious Crop Circles'

"Hey, this is on me!"