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"You want to take Swahili so you can talk to your African violets?"

Gardener

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Get out of my face!"

Raining

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Industrial Beautification van

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Camomiletherapy

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

Florist.

Undertaker's Flower Box.

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

'Of course, they're healthy - they listen to me far better than my patients do.'

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

'I love your bangs.'

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

"The hardest thing I've ever done as a homing pigeon was to leave home, but you see, I really wanted to travel and see the world..."

Shamrock refers to young springs of clover or trefoil, the sacred plant to the druids of Ireland...

'Florabation.'

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

The Berlitz Guide to Flowerese