Flower Storyteller T-Shirts

Shamrock refers to young springs of clover or trefoil, the sacred plant to the druids of Ireland...

Gardener

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Frog flirting.

"Get out of my face!"

Mad about Roses!

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Raining

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"You must have a green thumb."

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

Daffodil bulbs

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

The garden lady.

Valentines Day truck

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

"Keeping busy?"

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Industrial Beautification van

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

Car with flowers inside

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

Camomiletherapy

Street-seller selling flowers outside Flower Show.

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'