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'I thought she'd never shut up!'

So Close..

Gardener

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

So you're a mocking bird...

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"Get out of my face!"

Raining

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"You want to say WHAT?"

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Industrial Beautification van

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Camomiletherapy

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'Of course, they're healthy - they listen to me far better than my patients do.'

Undertaker's Flower Box.

Gardening.

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

The Flirtateous Period

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

Les Fleurs Du Mal

"He thinks it's important to communicate with his plants."

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

Caddy's flowers

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..."