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'I thought she'd never shut up!'

So Close..

Gardener

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

So you're a mocking bird...

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"Get out of my face!"

Raining

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"You want to say WHAT?"

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Industrial Beautification van

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Camomiletherapy

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

The Flirtateous Period

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

Gardening.

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

'Of course, they're healthy - they listen to me far better than my patients do.'

Undertaker's Flower Box.

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

Les Fleurs Du Mal

Caddy's flowers

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

"You're welcome. Glad you like them."

"He thinks it's important to communicate with his plants."