Floral Flirt T-Shirts

'We can't wait to get into a bed with you lot!'

"You want to say WHAT?"

The Busy Gardener

An Unexpected Guest.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Happy Easter

Cats and gardens.

Big Data Tonight

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"I wanna be your lapdog."

Hardy Annuals

Roses

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"Call me, Ishmael."

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"Arouse Me!"

I love what you've done with your hare.

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

Dreaming Of Spring

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

Gardening.

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'

"I brought the bougainvillea in from the greenhouse. It wasn't happy out there."

Wildlife Refuge

I'm not channeling your husband

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

The Abbe- For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

Child dressed as a daffodil.

The Ladies of Kew took baking very seriously.