Floral Diplomat T-Shirts

'Something that says I'm sorry without admitting liability.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"You want to say WHAT?"

Landing That Tough Account

"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle."

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

The Flirtateous Period

Child dressed as a daffodil.

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

Good duck, bad duck.

"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..."

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

Orchid show. Can I help you? Can I help you?!!

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'

Cat pleads into mouse hole: 'Can't we talk about this?'

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

Reigning cats and dogs.

Fake it with Flowers.

Mort, sweetie, it's time for our lunch date. Can it wait? I'm in the middle of a rant. Why, that's no problem at all. In fact, I'd like to add something. But of course, my petunia. If I don't eat soon, Mort will never get another smooch! Who needs world order, really Another victory for Lip Gloss Diplomacy.

"I finally got them to agree, in principle, to disagree."

'I've got to go, Mom - my playgroup called an emergency meeting,'

'I thought she'd never shut up!'

"How about all my desserts for a week, and I take out the garbage?"

"I'll need you to sign this binding agreement that you acknowledge you said no, you didn't want any dessert, and that you give up all claim to mine."

Boy holding power doesn't want to share.

"You know, you could have just said that you wanted that last piece of pie, dear!"

"Ignore that, Mrs. Schmidt, it's the oldest trick in their book!"

"Why, oh why, don't you talk back to me, my beautiful little plant...??"

'We can't wait to get into a bed with you lot!'

'I like your product, but I'm not sure if I like you, but I'm prepared to offer you the full money, but I'm going to want in return extra raspberry sauce'