Flower Diplomacy T-Shirts

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle."

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

The Flirtateous Period

'We're going to need one or two scapegoats. Are there any volunteers?'

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..."

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'

Cat pleads into mouse hole: 'Can't we talk about this?'

Government PR: 'Okay Ministers,to your seats now,please! Here comes the Ambassadoor!' / An Ambassador in the form of a Door

Trump stirred up world opinion over Jerusalem decision

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

'Ok, they want a year's supply of meal, no more shearing, just trimming and our own barn. But until then, this camera and the pictures of your 'date with Daisy' stay with me.'

'Something that says I'm sorry without admitting liability.'

Flowers' AGM.

Fake it with Flowers.

'It was easy teaching Ben how to fish. Now I'm teaching him how to quit. C'mon Ben, it's time to go home!'

'Yin... Yang... Yin... Yang....'

"Although it's not unanimous, I'm glad some of you would take me over the cat."

'I thought she'd never shut up!'

"I finally got them to agree, in principle, to disagree."

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

"Do you have to leave the flap up every time you go to the toilet."

Erase the hate.

"You want to take Swahili so you can talk to your African violets?"

"Ignore that, Mrs. Schmidt, it's the oldest trick in their book!"

"If he wants to kiss dogs, let him kiss dogs."

'It started with my calls, but now the boss won't even return my eye contact.'

Wilting EU Flowers

"Do I have this right, Senator? You'd like to order 18 Million Bouquets?"

"I need everybody to come down to the garden to cheer on the tomatoes."

Gough Whitlam and Zhou Enlai

Flower pick-up lines.