Bird Diplomacy Expert T-Shirts

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

Adapting to global warming.

John Kerry

'We're going to need one or two scapegoats. Are there any volunteers?'

"I think the birds are hungry Jane..."

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'

Cat pleads into mouse hole: 'Can't we talk about this?'

'I Egret that I will have to decline.'

Shimon Peres

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

'Sorry, boss, it's not my job.'

'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

Reigning cats and dogs.

"I hate having my calls monitored."

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

Stephen Harper's China diary Day Three. Meet with Hu Jintao in sincere effort to make up for lost time.

Helicopter attacked by birds.

"Although it's not unanimous, I'm glad some of you would take me over the cat."

"Here comes the environment expert!"

"This is going to be a bad one isn't it?"

"If he wants to kiss dogs, let him kiss dogs."

Wild Bird Sanctuary

"Ignore that, Mrs. Schmidt, it's the oldest trick in their book!"