Diplomatic Expert T-Shirts

Celebrate their diplomatic talent with our clever t-shirt designs! Perfect for making a statement about their skills and sharp wit in any setting.

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"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert" mockup

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

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'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.' mockup

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

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You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy mockup

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

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'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.' mockup

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

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'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?' mockup

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

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"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!" mockup

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

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"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'" mockup

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

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"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us." mockup

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

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'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.' mockup

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

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"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!" mockup

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

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"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede." mockup

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

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Vladimir Putin as Uncle Sam

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'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.' mockup

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

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John Kerry

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Adios "Mexico"!

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It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in. mockup

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

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Trump bullies Mexico

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"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia." mockup

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

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'Shall we talk about your unacceptable behavior or shall we go directly to the penalty phase?'

'Shall we talk about your unacceptable behavior or shall we go directly to the penalty phase?' mockup

'Shall we talk about your unacceptable behavior or shall we go directly to the penalty phase?'

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'I'm very impressed with how you effectively dodged every one of my questions.'

'I'm very impressed with how you effectively dodged every one of my questions.' mockup

'I'm very impressed with how you effectively dodged every one of my questions.'

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'No, I'm not interested in hearing a counter proposal.'

'No, I'm not interested in hearing a counter proposal.' mockup

'No, I'm not interested in hearing a counter proposal.'

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Helms Burton Titulo III

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Blair's Apology

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Shimon Peres

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"He's from the U.N. . . . you can tell by the bureaucrats who came with him."

"He's from the U.N. . . . you can tell by the bureaucrats who came with him." mockup

"He's from the U.N. . . . you can tell by the bureaucrats who came with him."

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John is a moderating influence so we like to filter our proposals through his head

John is a moderating influence so we like to filter our proposals through his head mockup

John is a moderating influence so we like to filter our proposals through his head

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'Sorry, boss, it's not my job.'

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Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin Eating from Ukraine Cake

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin Eating from Ukraine Cake mockup

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin Eating from Ukraine Cake

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Stephen Harper's China diary Day Three. Meet with Hu Jintao in sincere effort to make up for lost time.

Stephen Harper's China diary Day Three. Meet with Hu Jintao in sincere effort to make up for lost time. mockup

Stephen Harper's China diary Day Three. Meet with Hu Jintao in sincere effort to make up for lost time.

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The Demand

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Veto Powers

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"You know how it is! We got a warhead, they have to get a warhead."

"You know how it is! We got a warhead, they have to get a warhead." mockup

"You know how it is! We got a warhead, they have to get a warhead."

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Diplomatic Expert T-Shirts Collection

Diplomatic Expert Mugs

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Diplomatic Expert Prints

Decorate with prints that cleverly depict the world of diplomacy—ideal for any expert in international relations.