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'What a pity they didn't go to the same charm school!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Debbie greatly misinterpreted the marriage counselor's suggestion that she and Tom have a monthly 'date night.'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

A Terrible Shock

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

Adios "Mexico"!

Attila demands Italy and Switzerland. Keep Switzerland but give him the boot.

John Kerry

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

'Shall we talk about your unacceptable behavior or shall we go directly to the penalty phase?'

'I'm very impressed with how you effectively dodged every one of my questions.'

John is a moderating influence so we like to filter our proposals through his head

Blair's Apology

Shimon Peres

'No, I'm not interested in hearing a counter proposal.'

'I blame the internet.'

The Nuclear Agreement

The Demand

"Make America Grovel Again."

Sorry about the hug. I thought your sign meant, "I love you, too."

Stephen Harper's China diary Day Three. Meet with Hu Jintao in sincere effort to make up for lost time.

I've been brought in to negotiate a settlement between you two. It's in the interest of this caf

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin Eating from Ukraine Cake

Veto Powers

"I shall not raise my voice, but be aware every word I say is upper case, bold, italics and underlined."

"You know how it is! We got a warhead, they have to get a warhead."

'Take this, Hamas!'

Kim Jong un and Donald Trump

Fight Them Here Before We Fight Them There