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"Remember, in this negotiation you're the 'Paula Abdul.'"

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'What say we set aside all our petty grievances and just hate each other on general principles.'

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

"Before you ask for a raise, I need you to be aware I've got a map of your brain on my mobile."

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

Anglo-Russian Trade Rivalry in China

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

"O.K., Jimbo, let's dance with wolves."

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

'Shall we talk about your unacceptable behavior or shall we go directly to the penalty phase?'

"Look, everyone here loves vanilla, right? So let's start there."

'They say the secret to public speaking is to pick out one person in the audience and talk to him.' 'Well, did you?' 'Yeah. Unfortunately the person I picked out was snickering, pointing and whispering to the guy next to him.'

'Another setback - the mediators just went out on strike.'

'No, I'm not interested in hearing a counter proposal.'

"Common defence"

Trump stirred up world opinion over Jerusalem decision

"At the moment I'm waiting for the unions' wage demand...oh, there it is!"

Shimon Peres

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

'Sorry, boss, it's not my job.'

'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.'

'I take advantage of your patience and understanding. I hope you understand that.'

"Let's talk about this later, like sometime I'm not here."

"We don't fear them, so let's be honest. . ."

"Let's flip for it. Heads I win, tails you lose."

'If something's bothering you, Susan, just say so..."

"What's your salary requirement? If you require a lot we won't hire you?"

Vladimir Putin punched by Vitali Klitschko