Diplomatic Communicator T-Shirts

"I shall not raise my voice, but be aware every word I say is upper case, bold, italics and underlined."

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Nuclear Security Summit

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

Vladimir Putin as Uncle Sam

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Attila demands Italy and Switzerland. Keep Switzerland but give him the boot.

Adios "Mexico"!

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

"So what if your brother called you a 'lesbo? There is nothing wrong with being a lesbian... ...No, I'm not saying you are a lesbian... ...Don't threaten to beat me up!... See? This is why people think you are a lesbian!"

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

Body Language - Hiss!

'I'm very impressed with how you effectively dodged every one of my questions.'

It's a new invention called "language." It will revolutionize the communications industry!

Blair's Apology

Helms Burton Titulo III

"Our marriage is like the Middle East conflict combined with North and South Korea."

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

A New Development in the war between the Sexes: Guilt Seeking Missile

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

'The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services...'