Bird Diplomacy Expert Gifts

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

'Psst...e=mc?.'

Adapting to global warming.

John Kerry

'We're going to need one or two scapegoats. Are there any volunteers?'

"I think the birds are hungry Jane..."

…Here's the deal…You get your brother and sister to finish their fruit, vegetable and milk, and I'll get you extra dessert… Food Pyramid Scheme.

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'

Cat pleads into mouse hole: 'Can't we talk about this?'

'I Egret that I will have to decline.'

Shimon Peres

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

Reigning cats and dogs.

'Sorry, boss, it's not my job.'

'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

"I hate having my calls monitored."

Stephen Harper's China diary Day Three. Meet with Hu Jintao in sincere effort to make up for lost time.

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

I've been brought in to negotiate a settlement between you two. It's in the interest of this caf

"Here comes the environment expert!"

Helicopter attacked by birds.

"Although it's not unanimous, I'm glad some of you would take me over the cat."

"If he wants to kiss dogs, let him kiss dogs."

"Polly wants a pardon!"

"Do you have to leave the flap up every time you go to the toilet."